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  1. predapio

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    So. who wants to help me install a clear bra on my Turd? Well, to be honest, I mean who wants to do it while I critique and drink beer?

    You/ garage, patience, plenty of cold beer, tight butthole.
    Me/ the Turd, the clear bra, plenty of beer of your choosing, lube.

    Seriously, can anyone help an old crippled fuck with a penchant for bitching?
     
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    Willing to travel?
     
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    hmmm........
     
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    I thought you were getting a new one.
     
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    It is a new one.
     
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    Doesn't he get new diapers multiple times a day? Or are we talking about something different? If we are talking diapers, I think that's elder abuse if they're not being changed.

    tapatalk, it sucks
     
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    Doesnt that make you the sucker.

    Also please tell the full story of your trials and tribulations from owning a st
     
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    I owned an OW '14 ST3. The lease was up. I could have bought it for 16700. I would have had to add a warranty since these only have a 3 year warranty. That would have cost 1500 or so. So I was looking at around 18500-19000. For 60 months the payment was 340 a month. At the end I would have a 7 year old car.
    There were no WRX's the way I like them around me. (white Limited), so they wanted to order me one, with a wait time of 6 to 8 weeks. Their lease finance rates weren't the greatest anyway.
    Golf R? 36 to 40 so I was looking at over 500 a month as a payment.
    I got a great price on a new '16 ST3 in Kona with a sunroof, I added a 5 year warranty and got 1.9% financing. So, for 100 bucks more a month versus the one I had, i'll own this one instead.

    The good.
    Great handling, like really great. I could step the back out at will.
    Great seats.
    Good interior amenities.
    Cheap to own.

    The bad.
    No balls unless it's tuned with at least an OTS
    No real LSD, just a bullshit torque vectoring thingy. My right front tire spent it's whole life playing catch up.
    A pretty dangerous rev stutter, it would die randomly and sometimes at the worst possible time. (like making a left turn in front of someone, you try to time it and instead it dies, right in the path of the on coming car.) Not addressed because they couldn't duplicate it at the dealership. It wasn't on the recall list either.

    Long story longer. It made sense to me. It's no fully bolted gen1 speed, but....nothing is right now.
     
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    Lease vs buy makes sense.

    I have no idea what i would buy right now if i was looking for a new car.
     
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    Pretty sure @predapio is :predapio: by now, and this never got done.
     
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    I like how my screen name is the symbol for death...lol
     
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    I made that for you.
     
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    Aww.. you made me tear up...
     
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    :heart:
     
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    I'll be your sucker
     
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    i think he is dead, hasnt been around in a while
     
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    My offer may bring him back to life
     
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    Yeah I think he's dead.
     
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    Mauro_Penguin Punk in Drublic. #BlackLivesMatter Motorhead Platinum Member

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    Given the title, I thought this thread was about blow jobs. What a let down.
     
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    Still not dead...yet.
     
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